RUNNING FOR THE EXITS

When the people who make ketchup named after you won't even support your top legislative priority, I think you've lost pretty much everybody.

Of course, you can't blame the folks at W Ketchup for denouncing the immigration bill -- just about everybody in their potential market is a member of the seal-the-borders crowd, so sales must be in the toilet right now. (Though it beats me why anyone ever bought the stuff after the '04 election was over. Or ever, for that matter.)

(And yeah, I know -- the company claims that the "W" stands for Washington. Right -- pay no attention to all the Teresa Heinz Kerry references on the promo material.)