The piece bears this headline:
The G.O.P. Senator Who Can’t Stop Thinking About the Boy ICE DetainedAlthough Britt has done nothing to end the imprisonment of "the boy ICE detained," Kitchener gives her credit for feeling bad about him -- credit that goes on for paragraphs and paragraphs.
I haven't seen the Melania documentary, but it can't possibly be more hagiographic than this article. Here's Kitchener interleaving homey details about Britt-as-mom with "reporting" on her alleged anguish over the detention of this boy:
Her son had been at the orthodontist for 45 minutes when Katie Britt saw the picture of the boy in the bunny hat.What does Britt do on behalf of Liam Ramos? Well, nothing:
Waiting in her car for her son’s appointment to finish, the Republican senator from Alabama could not look away from the photo on her phone that had just gone viral: The agent’s hands on the boy’s Spider-Man backpack. The icy black vehicle. The flash of terror in those 5-year-old eyes.
“Can you look into this?” Ms. Britt texted her team from a Montgomery parking lot on a Thursday morning in late January, afraid to believe that this could happen in America. She had read reports that agents from Immigration and Customs Enforcement had used the boy as a “pawn,” sending him to knock on the door of his home in hopes of luring out others.
Ms. Britt’s 15-year-old son climbed into the car, his teeth checked and braces adjusted. He would sit for an A.P. World History test later that day, compete in a speech and debate tournament over the weekend.
The boy in the bunny hat would be sitting in an ICE detention facility over a thousand miles away from his home.
... Ms. Britt sat at her kitchen table on the phone with her legislative director, trying to discern exactly what had happened with the boy in Minneapolis.How does that play out?
“What did JD say about it?” she asked.
Vice President Vance had defended ICE, the staff member explained, arguing that the agents had no choice but to detain the child after they arrested his father, whom Mr. Vance called an “illegal alien.”
Ms. Britt scribbled a few notes in her planner. She wanted to talk directly to the woman in charge.
As she prepared to call Kristi Noem, the Homeland Security secretary, Ms. Britt gamed out what the secretary might say, and how she should respond. If Ms. Noem told her that the child really had been used to lure others out of a home, Ms. Britt thought to herself, that would have to be a red line.
When she reached Ms. Noem on the phone, the secretary told Ms. Britt exactly what she was hoping to hear, Ms. Britt recounted later: The boy was never used as a pawn. ICE agents had cared for him after his father fled the scene. The agents followed proper procedures....Britt, we're told, never defies the president:
“Thank you so much,” Ms. Britt recalled saying to Ms. Noem. “This is so helpful to hear.”
... But Ms. Noem’s facts did not match the accounts coming from local officials. Zena Stenvik, the superintendent of the boy’s school district, told reporters that masked agents had instructed the 5-year-old to knock on the door of his home to see if others were inside — “essentially using a 5-year-old as bait.”
Nonetheless, when asked if she believed Ms. Noem without a shadow of a doubt, Ms. Britt did not hesitate.
“Yes,” she said. “Absolutely.”
In Mr. Trump’s second term, Ms. Britt has voted in line with the president 100 percent of the time. Her disagreements emerge only in private, in conversations with top White House officials and cabinet secretaries, whose numbers are all saved in her phone.But never mind, because she's a nice lady who reads to children:
Twenty minutes after she and her son arrived home from the orthodontist, Ms. Britt was off to a round-table event at a local day care center to highlight her recent child care legislation, which would be covered by members of the national media. Before she turned to the policy discussion, she knelt on the floor with a copy of “The Very Hungry Caterpillar.”She wants to make sure you know she loves God ...
One little boy climbed into her lap.
He was a big fat caterpillar!” the boy said, resting his head on her chest as she read the book aloud.
Ms. Britt was still thinking of the boy in the bunny hat, she said, who is right around the same age.
When it was time to talk to the cameras, she did not mention Minneapolis, reaching instead for a tagline she’d rattled off many times before.
“We are the party of parents, the party of families,” Ms. Britt said, bright lights in her eyes.
“President Trump has led the way on that.”
Ms. Britt opens her Bible every day when the house is quiet, just before 5 a.m.... and, as she showed when she ran for the Senate, also Trump:
She has had the same copy since she was 7 years old, its pages enthusiastically annotated with the pink and purple gel pens of a girl who always came home with straight A’s.
“Too often we don’t fall back on this,” she said, sitting in her sunroom armchair, her Bible open to a favorite passage on forgiveness. “And I think you have to.”
When she was trailing in the Republican primary polls, she made a last-ditch effort to charm Mr. Trump — showing up to a Trump rally for Mr. Brooks and maneuvering her way to the front of the photo line....Trump endorsed her, and she won.
“I’m going to win this election,” Ms. Britt told Mr. Trump, her husband recalled, as she looked him square in the eye. “And when I do, I’ll be a killer for you.”
We're told that she nudges Trump behind the scenes, and maybe it's true:
Over the last year, Ms. Britt has occasionally convinced the Trump administration to reverse course, according to several people with knowledge of conversations between Ms. Britt and Trump officials, who spoke on the condition of anonymity to describe those interactions. A call to the Pentagon restored the training materials on the Black airmen from Alabama, the people said. A call to the White House got Mr. Trump on board with funding body-worn cameras for ICE agents. And a call to Mr. Trump directly restored billions of dollars for research last summer to the National Institutes of Health.But it's disgraceful to publish a puff piece about Britt's deep feelings regarding Liam Ramos when she's accomplished precisely nothing to get him released. Meanwhile:
This is a remarkable @nytimes.com split screen: A huge 3,526 word + photos profile on Sen Britt who "can't stop thinking about the boy ICE detained" But Rep Jaoquin Castro- who actually got Liam Ramos out of detention & back home- gets no interview, no pix, just 116 words inside a story. WOW.
— @NewsJennifer (Jennifer Schulze) (@newsjennifer.bsky.social) February 5, 2026 at 2:13 PM
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(The story about Joaquin Castro's efforts is here.)
And since the Kitchener story was published, has Britt said anything about this?
The federal government has filed a motion seeking to end asylum claims for the family of Liam Conejo Ramos, according to the lawyer representing the family....Nope.
The Department of Homeland Security filed a motion Wednesday to expedite deportation proceedings in the family’s case, said immigration attorney Danielle Molliver with Nwokocha & Operana Law Offices.
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My comments here aren't just about Katie Britt. There's a larger issue involved.
The New York Times has done some good work in its coverage of Trump's war on Minnesota. In particular, it published several video analyses that definitively debunked administration lies about the deaths of Renee Good and Alex Pretti.
But the Times is still the Times. It never abandons its quest to find that mythical beast, the reasonable Republican. Corporately, the Times seems to despise Trump, but what it would very much prefer is a government run by a right-centrist Republican -- although a corporatist Democrat will do in a pinch. The Times simply won't accept the obvious fact that moderate Republicanism no longer exists at the national level, or anywhere in America outside the Northeast. The Times continues to believe that surely someone will save the GOP from its worst instincts. (Needless to say, the GOP in 2026 is nothing but its worst instincts, and that will be true for the foreseeable future.)
And here's a warning: If we have free and fair elections in 2028, the Times and other mainstream outlets may very well portray J.D. Vance the way Kitchener portrays Britt -- as a thoughtful, soft-spoken Republican who wants to move the GOP away from its worst instincts. This won't be universal -- Jamelle Bouie, in particular, knows that Vance is an evil, sadistic man and a gutter racist, and I don't expect him to stop saying that -- but Vance is quite likely to win the Republican nomination, and political reporters at the Times are likely to express their hopes about Vance, regardless of the facts.
We'll get insipid, soft-focus profiles of Vance, and he'll be portrayed as a turn of the page after Trump -- more so than loudmouths like Gavin Newsom and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, or whoever emerges as the Democratic nominee.
It might be persuasive to Times readers. Or it could be that most of these readers now see through the bullshit. If you go to the Kitchener story and look at the "reader picks" among the comments, you find a lot of anger:
Who cares what her misgivings may be?Quite a few Times readers aren't falling for this kind of thing anymore.
Obviously, this ridiculously flattering essay pretends that this woman's feeling badly for people who are abused, mistreated and, yes, even killed, by ICE goons somehow makes up for her groveling and sniveling support of the most evil president in U.S. history.
Who cares what she "feels", or, more accurately, claims to feel? She is complicit in this enormous evil that we all see. She is even more culpable than Trump, because she claims that she sees something wrong, people being hurt and abused, and, although she's in a position to do something, does nothing.

