Monday, April 01, 2013

SO IF HE'D MADE 20 OUT OF 22 SHOTS...

You know about this:
President Obama was ice cold today on the basketball court.

Shooting hoops with children and Washington Wizards at the annual White House Easter Egg Roll, the president sank just two of 22 shots....
Imagine if he'd hit as many shots as he missed, and vice versa. Wouldn't right-wingers being saying now that he obviously spends way too much time practice hoops, when he should be running the country?

Well, now they'll just say he sucks at basketball because he spends too much time playing golf.

3 comments:

Victor said...

Hey, we can all have a John Starks day in the court.*

*Still weeping over that, and it's almost 20 years.

Ten Bears said...

Basketball sucks. Baseball, football, suck. NASCAR, perhaps the most egregious example of the typical white dog "I don't give a fuck if your grandkids die in twenty years I'm going to jerk-off today" attitude. Ever notice the similarities tween The Wave and the crowds' emotional responses to Hitler's exhortations at Nuremberg? Fuck basketball. Kool-Aid for the even dumber than average rubes.

Don't drink hard liquor, just a cup of cold coffee...

No fear.

Ten Bears said...

Re. white dogs jerking my grandchildrens future off, I encourage everyone to visit Common Dreams (dot org) and read John Atchenson's No One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest.