OH, THAT CAREFULLY CRAFTED SPONTANEITY

CNN:

Sarah Palin is holding a campaign rally in Clearwater, Florida this hour, during which she expected to continue her attacks against Barack Obama's connection to Bill Ayers.

"Turns out, one of his earliest supporters is a man named Bill Ayers. And according to The New York Times, he was a domestic terrorist and part of a group that, quote, 'launched a campaign of bombings that would target the Pentagon and the U.S. Capitol,'" She will say according to excerpts released by the campaign. "Wow. And there’s even more to the story...."

Palin's prepared remarks include the word "Wow"? That's in the scripted text of her speech?

Wouldn't it be a hoot if all this down-to-earthiness turned out to be the work of a bunch of preppie-lockjaw Buckley-wannabe kids from the Ivy League? "Oh, Biff, I don't think there should be a 'You betcha' here because you've got a 'Gee whiz' and two 'Gosh darn its' right above it." "Yes, Binky, you're so right. Should we make another pitcher of bloodies?"