EXCLUSIVE! JOHN McCAIN AD PREVIEW!
Through sources whose names I'm not at liberty to divulge, I can now share with you a preview of John McCain's next attack ad.
For a few minutes this morning I thought I'd been slipped something bogus -- it was being reported that the McCain campaign was dropping its Bill Ayers attacks -- but now I see (via Balloon Juice) that there's still Ayers talk in the pipeline from Team McCain. So I trust that this ad is legit.
(Sorry, so far I have only a script and storyboards.)
ANNOUNCER: William Ayers and the Weather Underground conducted a campaign of terrorist bombings back in the 1960s.
Barack Obama says he was eight years old at the time ...
...but can we really trust him?
What Barack Obama isn't telling you is that he's descended from a tribe of Kenyan trickster-shamans ...
... whose spells can alter the nature of time.
So was Barack Obama really eight years old in 1969?
Or was he ...
...a dangerous non-white shape-shifter who was more than one thousand years old? And who might have helped hallucinogen-swallowing hippies in their efforts to overthrow the U.S. government?
How much do we really know about ...
Barack Hussein Obama?
SEN. McCAIN: I'm John McCain and I approve this message.
Wow! That's harsh. That might be a game-changer.