Least believable AP lede ever:

Iraq's prime minister has dropped his protection of an anti-American cleric's Shiite militia after U.S. intelligence convinced him the group was infiltrated by death squads, two officials said Sunday.

"No! You're shittin' me! Really? Show me the video.... Holy crap, you're right -- they cut all those guys' heads off! Jeez, I am speechless. And they seemed like such swell guys, too! What can I say? This was happening right under my nose and I completely missed it. Thank God you guys had the eagle eye!"