Democrat-bashing radio talk-show host and columnist Howie Carr, writing about the incoming Democratic governor of Massachusetts in the Boston Herald on December 15:

So now there is proof of what we have long suspected: Deval Patrick and his crew of moonbats don't have sense enough to come in out of the cold.

What a marvelous idea. Let's have the governor's inauguration outside. In the first week of January! The climate’s always so accommodating...

Weather forecast for today's inaugural:

Partly cloudy, with a high near 56. West wind between 9 and 13 mph.

Maybe there is a God, and He/She/It isn't a Republican after all.