JUST TO EVEN THE SCORE, THE PRESS OWES US TEN THOUSAND ARTICLES ABOUT RUDY GIULIANI'S COMBOVER

Today's New York Sun looks at Hillary Clinton's webcasts and explains to us all what's really important:

...While Mrs. Clinton is well dressed in the video, she needs to work on her posture, according to Ms. von Sperling. By crossing an arm over her body on the sofa, Mrs. Clinton appears defensive, or like she is hiding something. "Its very irresponsible of her publicist or the camera man not to point it out," Ms. von Sperling said....

The red suit jacket sends a confident and fitting message to voters, according to Ms. von Sperling. "Presidents frequently wear dark suits and a red tie for important speeches," she said. She also called slimming the black shirt Mrs. Clinton chose to wear....

Her choice of necklace was a "cunning" and "clever" decision, according to Ms. von Sperling. The ambiguous pendant is difficult to see clearly in the video. It sits on her neck in the style of a Christian cross and is of a similar shape, but upon close examination appears not be a cross at all....

Mercifully, this ends after twelve paragraphs. At least for now. You know there's much more to come, because, as everyone knows, to be a Democrat with a serious shot at the presidency is to be a creature of artifice, while Republicans, needlessly to say, are simple and plain and genuine.