Lexington, KY (PRWEB) June 2, 2006 -- ... "Compassionate Conservative" is a familiar slogan to those on the Right, and an oxymoron to those on the Left. Yet ACC Studios, publishers of the world’s first Conservative comic book: Liberality For All, is trying to give new meaning to the phrase in an effort which both political parties can agree on. Until further notice, www.accstudios.com is donating 100% of the proceeds from their website to the relief efforts in Bantul, Yogyakarta, Indonesia.
Why? Bantul is the home of Liberality For All comic book artist Donny Lin, without whom the LFA comic book would not be possible....
And that comic book, "Liberality for All"? Er, not lovely exactly. Pathetic -- yes, "pathetic" hits the nail on the head. If you kidnapped an aspiring child cartoonist, locked the kid in a basement, and force-fed him LSD while blasting right-wing talk radio at him 24 hours a day, by age 18 he'd probably be drawing something like this:
America’s future has become an Orwellian nightmare of ultra-liberalism. Beginning with the Gore Presidency, the government has become increasingly dominated by liberal extremists.
In 2004, Muslim terrorists stopped viewing the weakened American government as a threat; instead they set their sights on their true enemies, vocal American conservatives. On one dark day, in 2006, many conservative voices were forever silenced by terrorist assassins. Those which survived joined forces and formed a powerful covert conservative organization called “The Freedom of Information League”, aka F.O.I.L.
...Our weakened government has willingly handed the reins of our once great country to the corrupt United Nations. The Department of Political-Correctness is required to assist U.N. monitors to properly edit all print and broadcast media. Live broadcasts are a thing of the past; all transmissions are monitored by the U.N. and any 'offensive' material is dumped.
Rupert Murdoch’s decision to defy the "Coulter Laws" hate speech legislations, has bankrupted News Corporation. George Soros has bought all of News Corps assets and changed its name to Liberty International Broadcasting. LIB’s networks have flourished and circle the globe with a series of satellites beaming liberal & U.N. propaganda worldwide.
Hang on. It gets even better. You haven't met the superheroes:
The New York City faction of F.O.I.L. is lead by Sean Hannity, G. Gordon Liddy and Oliver North, each uniquely endowed with special abilities devised by a bio mechanical engineer affectionately nicknamed "Oscar".
Yes-- or as it's put here, Hannity, Liddy, and North are all "bio-mechanically enhanced conservatives."
(I really don't want to know the details of that.)
...Two decades of negotiation with the U.N., and America's administration of 2021 (President Chelsea Clinton and Vice President Michael Moore), has culminated in a truce with fundamentalist Islamic terrorists, or so America is told. The honorable ambassador from Afghanistan has come to NYC to address the U.N., his name is Usama Bin Laden....
Just days before his arrival in NYC, Bin Laden made a brief visit to Iraq, now a nuclear power that is run by the vicious Uday Hussein. In Iraq, Bin Laden received a tactical nuke that is now contained in his private diplomatic briefcase. Bin Laden plans far more than an apology....
Wow, 2021 sounds like a trip -- bin Laden wants to nuke a country that (per right-wing logic) is the dream collaborator for Islamic extremists (i.e., run by liberals, the UN, and Jews); he's also (finally!) in cahoots with Iraq -- and Uday is The Man in Iraq even though by that time he'll have been deceased for 18 years. Rape Rooms of the Undead!
But there's more to buy at ACC Studios than just this comic. There's, er ... well, there's not much more. But there is a limited-edition lithograph series of "Roswell Art":
"Survivor" Roswell, New Mexico, 1947 - Lithograph
Signed & numbered by Larry Elmore, Ltd to 1,947
Painted by Larry Elmore - Produced by ACC Studios
Awesome. And for a good cause.
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