Saturday, May 11, 2013


Let's see if I've got this straight.

The Obama "scandals" are: a pre-election "cover-up" of the truth about the Benghazi attack in which the administration acknowledged every fact said to have been covered up within less than two weeks after the attack (and more than a month and a half before the election); heightened scrutiny of the tax-exempt status of right-wing groups by the IRS that led to no revocations of tax-exempt status and happened while a Republican ran the agency; all of this following a "gun grab" that has led to exactly zero federal gun control because no bill could even pass the Democrat-controlled upper chamber of Congress; and a further "gun grab" said to be in the works in conjunction with the UN that involves a treaty that can't possibly be ratified in the Senate, and wouldn't do what the opponents say it does anyway, even if it did pass.

Have I summarized the dangerous Satanic power of Barack Obama accurately?


... Sorry, forgot to mention that Obama deliberately failed to rescue Americans in Benghazi even though a rescue would have been literally impossible.


The New York Crank said...

Wait a second! Aren't you leaving you the secret pact with Satan, the hush-hush plan to force abortion of Republican babies, and the secret stockpiling of bubble cameras to be placed in gun stores so They will know who the rest of us are? Wait, just wait, I'm not through yet. And also the manufacture of new high speed printing presses to print fifteen trillion dollars an hour so as to cause the coming rampant inflation and currency collapse?

I'm just asking, is all.

Very crankily yours,
The New York Crank

Ten Bears said...

And he's a Stepford Clone cooked up by illegal aliens (from the planet Nehru) in claudestine laboratories deep under the Twin Towers, which of course had to be destroyed to cover them up.

No fear.

Unknown said...

Dayum that bad bad knee-grow! Whoops, poop'd mah-self a liddle, thurr...

Victor said...

Oh, Steve, I begged you not to try to figure out Conservative "logic," or you'll sprain your brain.

Well, now it looks like you didn't listen, and you done broke it!

Cease immediately!
That way lies madness...

Which is half-way to Conservatism.

On the plus side, you're not stupid, so you'll never be fully Conservative.

Never Ben Better said...

Look, any summary of That Awful N****'s attacks upon Real America that fails to mention the looming imposition of Sharia law is simply not sufficient.