GROUNDHOG DAY REPUBLICANS

Exciting news from Don Surber:

New York Post columnist's books uses the best weapon out there to attack liberal celebrities -- their own words.

Andrea Peyser takes on 49 stars -- and the New York Times and the town of Brattleboro, Vermont -- on and knocks them out, one by one in her first book, "Celebutards." From Sean Penn to Rosie O'Donnell to Hanoi Jane Fonda, she takes them all on.

It just shipped yesterday and it was a fun night's read....

Peyser included a few politicians -- Hillary Clinton and Mayor Mike Bloomberg (who has turned New York into detention study hall) -- but the best rips are on Hollywoodheads....

My favorite chapter is Barbra Streisand...

Wow, a right-wing attack on the likes of Rosie O'Donnell, Barbra Streisand, and Sean Penn. What a blazingly original book idea.

No, seriously -- I bet this is a great book. After all, it was a great book when Bernard Goldberg wrote it and called it 100 People Who Are Screwing Up America (and Al Franken is #37). And it was an even greater book when Laura Ingraham wrote it and called it Shut up and Sing: How Elites from Hollywood, Politics, and the UN Are Subverting America. And it was an even greater book when Michael Savage wrote it and called it The Political Zoo ("Serving as resident biologist and zookeeper, Dr. Savage asks that you watch your step when approaching the widemouth copperhead Ted Turner [also known as Mouthus desouthus], do not feed the ego of stuffed turkey Alec Baldwin [Notalentus anti-americanus], and please keep your children with you at all times around wolf boy Bill Clinton [Fondlem undgropeum]").

Bloody hell, do these people have any new thoughts? Do they think this stuff is funny? Still? "Hanoi Jane"? Still?

Enjoy your little mental gated community, righties. But maybe you should consider buying new calendars once in a while. They don't really last a lifetime.