Thursday, January 26, 2012


From Fox Nation, via Weasel Zippers (click to enlarge):

"Oh my God! The Kenyan Muslim socialist needs a Teleprompter for the words "Thank you, God bless you, and God bless the United States of America"?!

No, schmuck -- he needs a Teleprompter for the entire speech he gave in Cedar Rapids, which ran for 3,498 words.

And I eliminated from my word count the 35 times he was interrupted by "(Laughter)" or "(Applause)," including

Thank you, everybody. God bless you. God bless America. (Applause.)


Ten Bears said...

Animals, less than sufficiently evolved, bow down to gods.

Human Beings, do not.

Tom Hilton said...

Well, but, those 3,498 words were written at a third-grade level! Or something like that. I read it on a blog somewhere.

Roger said...

"Are you ready to rock ... uh ... Cleveland!"

c u n d gulag said...


Oh, please, please, let yourselves believe in Newt because you think he's the better candidate on account of his debating ability.

Obama won't need a teleprompter, as Newt suggests, to leave him a steaming, weeping pile of santorum on the stage.