I don't know if the very devout folks who'll be bringing National PornSunday to churches across America a couple of days from now will be successful in reducing the demand for porn, but the guys behind it seem much more amused by porn than they ought to be if they think it's very, very harmful, as they claim. "PORN SUCKS," the trailer for their documentary proclaims. OK, guys, whatever you say -- I guess "Pete the Porno Puppet" and "Wally the 25 Foot Weiner" are expressions of your deep outrage.

"One day I was praying and God spoke to me, and he said the word 'porn,'" one says in the movie trailer. Er, I don't think that was God.