Thursday, January 26, 2012

OBAMA DERANGEMENT SYNDROME, PART MCXXVIII

From Fox Nation, via Weasel Zippers (click to enlarge):




"Oh my God! The Kenyan Muslim socialist needs a Teleprompter for the words "Thank you, God bless you, and God bless the United States of America"?!

No, schmuck -- he needs a Teleprompter for the entire speech he gave in Cedar Rapids, which ran for 3,498 words.

And I eliminated from my word count the 35 times he was interrupted by "(Laughter)" or "(Applause)," including

Thank you, everybody. God bless you. God bless America. (Applause.)

4 comments:

Ten Bears said...

Animals, less than sufficiently evolved, bow down to gods.

Human Beings, do not.

Tom Hilton said...

Well, but, those 3,498 words were written at a third-grade level! Or something like that. I read it on a blog somewhere.

Roger said...

"Are you ready to rock ... uh ... Cleveland!"

c u n d gulag said...

Yeesh!

Oh, please, please, let yourselves believe in Newt because you think he's the better candidate on account of his debating ability.

Obama won't need a teleprompter, as Newt suggests, to leave him a steaming, weeping pile of santorum on the stage.