Wednesday, January 11, 2012

MITT WHO?

How excited is Fox Nation about yesterday's New Hampshire primary results? So excited that this is the lead story on the FN front page right now:




FN gets the story from Politico (which it always refers to as "Left-Wing Politico," except when borrowing its content). Here's the clip that's being cited, in which the First Lady responds to a question about the Jodi Kantor book:





Fox plays this prominently because there are very few things FN readers like more than hating the woman they like to call "Mooch." In, they insist, a totally non-racist way, of course.

7 comments:

c u n d gulag said...

Look on the plus side - at least they didn't insert a bone in her f'in nose.

Or edit in her teats hanging down to her knees from some sticky old National Geographic magazine that they found lying around Roger Ailes' office that he used to jerk-off to when he was a kid, in between bouts of hating himself for jacking-off to black women in magazines, because no white woman, not even in his masterbatory dreams, would let him do to her the degrading and disgusting things that this deranged scumbag needed just to get-off - ah, but in his mind, a black woman would.

How he ever found someone willing to marry him is beyond me. But, then, I wonder that about a lot of Conservatives.

Ten Bears said...

If I had been treated as she, I'd be angry.

Oh, wait...

Steve M. said...

some sticky old National Geographic magazine that they found lying around Roger Ailes' office that he used to jerk-off to when he was a kid....

Or, perhaps, just yesterday.

giantslor said...

Yeah, I never got the "mooch" thing either. But this is the crowd that insists that Obama can't talk unless he's reading from a teleprompter. I'm surprised they don't say that someone dictates his speeches to him through an earpiece because he's illiterate.

This is why we're the reality-based community.

c u n d gulag said...

Steve,
He doesn't need them anymore.

He's got Juan Williams on FOX now, and that clown could suck the rust off a muffler.

Danp said...

Give him a little makeup and Rush Limbaugh is more likely to get a role in a Tyler Perry movie.

Ten Bears said...

Suck the chrome off a bumper-hitch?