When all else fails, just lie:
According to a New York Times survey of [Democratic convention] delegates, ... 5 out of 6 say the war on terrorism and national security aren't that important....
--Jonah Goldberg, Democratic-bashing column written for USA Today (pinch-hitting for Ann Coulter)
The war, Iraq and terrorism are not seen by the delegates as the most important issues in their states, the poll shows. Only one in six cited them as most important. Half of the delegates, on the other hand, said the most important issues were the economy and jobs, and one-third of all voters agree.
--New York Times, July 25, 2004