Wednesday, January 27, 2010

The One Thing I Want From the SOTU

I want Obama to come in to a round of applause, let everyone sit down, and then ask them all to stand up and shake their yayas out before the speech. This always works when they do it with the kindergarten class. I'd like him to ask the Republicans, specifically, by name if they think they are going to need more time to collect themselves, need a bathroom break, or if they are going to get so excited that they will be shouting "are we there yet?" and "fuck you!" from the back seat of the car.


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