HEY, DINESH D'SOUZA

See your book on the New York Times bestseller list? Way, way down there, at #19, below the main list, among the "Also Selling" books?

Well, enjoy it while you can, because the new list was distributed last night via e-mail, and your book is already completely off the list.

(The new list will be posted by the Times over the weekend.)

You've gotten more airtime and column inches that the Super Bowl, Barbaro, Justin Timberlake, and that arrested astronaut combined, and your book's still a stiff. Boo hoo.