So I'm reading this long New York Observer piece about what's going to happen in the GOP in 2008, looking for clues as to who might head the ticket for the Republicans then, and I get to this:

Senator Bill Frist of Tennessee: ... Dr. Frist values Christ's example of humility so much that he once climbed the Mount of Olives to recite the Sermon on the Mount.

BZZZT! That's it. End of story. It's gonna be Frist.