So Schwarzenegger's Kennedy in-laws aren't supporting his candidacy, nor is much of Tinseltown.

I admire their devotion to principle -- but don't they get it? If they want Schwarzie to lose, they should endorse him -- the Kennedys and Barbra Streisand and Robbins & Sarandon and all the people on this list. The Dixie Chicks should offer to do a few numbers at his rallies. Michael Moore should switch to an AHHNULD hat.

It's called a ratfuck, folks.

All the Limbaughnistas would desert Schwarzie in droves. National Review Online and the Wall Street Journal editorial page would start calling him a Nazi. Before long, Gary Coleman would be passing the big guy in the polls.

Sean Penn? Martin Sheen? Would someone please start the sabotage?