Let's regulate guns instead of abortion. 24 hr waiting periods before purchase, parental consent, mandatory viewing of gunshot wound videos— Steph Herold (@StephHerold) February 2, 2013
And while we're at it, since right-wingers like "heartbeat bills" so much, how about one for guns? If you want to buy a gun, we check your pulse. Then you look at the gun. While you're looking and holding it and checking it out, we take your pulse again. If it races so much we can tell you're head over heels in love -- sorry, you're too emotionally unstable regarding that weapon. You can't have it.