NOT EXACTLY HALAL
Anyone remember when candidate Barack Obama was getting grief for going to Philadelphia and sampling expensive Spanish ham? Doesn't sound like something a secret Muslim would eat -- nor is the honey-baked ham the Obamas served along with the turkey last Thanksgiving. The half-smoke he got at Ben's Chili Bowl a couple of weeks before Inauguration Day is a sausage that's half-pork, half-beef. Oh, and the beer at that beer summit didn't quite comport with the teachings of the Koran, did it? But all that was just weaving a web of deceit, right?