DRUNK DEAD WINGNUT JESUS

I once imagined that every right-winger in America would eventually write a terrible three-chord tea party anthem, all of which would be collected on YouTube as evidence that the aliens really should come to Earth and put human civilization out of its misery. Well, the writing of tea party anthems seems to have gone out of fashion.

Instead, we have the likes of the new anthem of the Drunk Dead Wingnut Jesus Cult, "Breitbart Is Here":





Wow. That makes that Santorum "Game On" song sound like Springsteen.

Question: Why do a surprising number of these people pen their right-wing anthems in the style of seventies rock, that bastion of no-nuke, Nixon-hating granola peaceniks? Yeah, I'm hearing Allman Brothers here, but also a bit of Jackson Browne. Wingnuts listen to Jackson Browne? Really?

(Found at the wingnut site I Own the World.)

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Oh, and if you can't bear to sit through the whole thing, skip ahead to about 2:20. That's when it gets truly awful.