Front page at Fox Nation right now (click to enlarge):
Twenty-one stories on the front page under the lead story and six of them are about Media Matters? Seriously? This is what you think America -- or even your audience -- cares about?
Their sheep... er, uhm, "audience," will go there eventually, if they keep propelling the propaganda hard and fast enough.
Unfortunately for FOX, Dixie Cups and strings don't have quite the connectivity that people younger than the FOX audience of Depends wearers have to access the internet.
So, they have to keep the BS front and center on screen, while they still remember how to use their TV remote controls.
"Myrtle, how can we know what those evil Democrats and Liberals are doing, if you put the remote control through the dishwasher with the microwave and toaster? What the hell were you thinking? Now, we'll have to get up off our fat asses and change channels! Wait, I have an idea - invite the kid's, and tell them tomorrow's a retro 50's TV night - but not to get too comfortable sitting around watching. We'll have to go to Sam's Club to buy a gross of Reese's Peanut-butter Cups and some swizzle sticks to bribe them to get up and change the channels - just like the did before that Communist Kennedy got elected!"
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Their sheep... er, uhm, "audience," will go there eventually, if they keep propelling the propaganda hard and fast enough.
Unfortunately for FOX, Dixie Cups and strings don't have quite the connectivity that people younger than the FOX audience of Depends wearers have to access the internet.
So, they have to keep the BS front and center on screen, while they still remember how to use their TV remote controls.
"Myrtle, how can we know what those evil Democrats and Liberals are doing, if you put the remote control through the dishwasher with the microwave and toaster? What the hell were you thinking? Now, we'll have to get up off our fat asses and change channels!
Wait, I have an idea - invite the kid's, and tell them tomorrow's a retro 50's TV night - but not to get too comfortable sitting around watching. We'll have to go to Sam's Club to buy a gross of Reese's Peanut-butter Cups and some swizzle sticks to bribe them to get up and change the channels - just like the did before that Communist Kennedy got elected!"
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