WHAT? ALL OF YOUR CHILDREN ARE YOUNGER THAN YOUR WIFE? YOU MUST BE A DEMOCRAT.

Here's the latest Republican sex symbol:



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Former Sen. Alfonse D'Amato is looking forward to a few big milestones -- his anniversary, his 70th birthday and a baby.

"If you had told me this prior to getting married, I would have said you're out of your mind," D'Amato joked Friday as he confirmed his wife, attorney Katuria D'Amato, 41, is due in February.

The D'Amatos celebrate their third anniversary next week; his birthday is August 1.

... D'Amato ... has four adult children from his previous marriage and 14 grandchildren....

One of the enduring mysteries of nature is why anyone permitted D'Amato to do what it took to get that first batch of children, never mind this newest one.

But breeding with unattractive Daddy-figure Republican slicksters who pose as friends of ordinary people seems to be all the rage -- ask Fred and Jeri Thompson (two small children) or Rupert Murdoch and Wendi Deng (ditto).

Family values....