Wednesday, May 14, 2003

This story says that the Salafist Group for Call and Combat, which has seized thirty-two European tourists in Algeria this year, is affiliated with al-Qaeda. Seventeen of the tourists were freed in a gun battle yesterday. The other fifteen are presumably still being held by the group -- which, apparently, has not been apprised of the fact that it cowers in fear at the sheer manliness and utter global dominance of President Flight Suit, the embodiment of freedom and Western values and the scourge of all the world's terrorists.

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