THE GROWN-UPS ARE IN CHARGE

Nice to know that the unserious Democratic Party is no longer on the rise in America, and we can count instead on the Burkean thoughtfulness of calm, rational Republican adults like this one:

A measure filed by [Texas] State Rep. Lois Kolkhorst (R-Brenham) would allow any law enforcement agency that has custody of an illegal immigrant to take the illegal to 'the office of a U.S. Senator or Representative' and leave them there.

1200 WOAI news reports the measure also allows county sheriff's deputies or city police officers to 'request an agent or employee of the United States Senator or United States Representative to sign a document acknowledging the release or discharge of the illegal immigrant at the senator's or representative's office.

The measure covers individuals who are 'not a citizen or national of the United States' and who is 'unlawfully present in the United States.' ...

I'm surprised that the wording doesn't call for the dropoff to take place at "the office of a U.S. Senator or Representative who is a member of the liberal, open-borders Democrat Party (or an equally traitorous RINO)." In fact, I'm surprised there isn't a provision permitting a dropoff at the home of Barbra Streisand or Rosie O'Donnell, and mandating that no speech in opposition to the legislation can be made using a Teleprompter. Oh, and no member of Congress or Hollyweird-elitist celebrity who takes possession of an immigrant may dress said immigrant in winter clothes, because Al Gore (who is fat) said there was global warming -- even though it's snowing! Har har har!

I may not be thinking of all the provisions that seem to have inadvertently left out of this bill. I welcome any reminders of those I've overlooked.