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Nice to see that the most influential news operation in the English-speaking world is keeping up its high standards. This is from Rupert Murdoch's Melbourne Herald-Sun:

Sonny Bono 'assassinated' by hitmen

SONNY Bono, former husband and singing partner of superstar Cher, was clubbed to death by hitmen on the orders of drug and weapons dealers who feared he was going to expose them, a former FBI agent claims.

Ted Gunderson, now a private investigator, has told the US Globe tabloid that Bono, who served as mayor of Palm Springs for four years, did not die after hitting a tree on a Nevada ski slope in January 1998 as everyone believed.

..."This was an evil plot that was carried out to almost perfection by ruthless assassins," Mr Gunderson told the paper.

...Bono, an experienced skiier, was ambushed on the slopes by hired hitmen, who beat him to death and then staged a tree collision, Mr Gunderson said....

Google Ted Gunderson. He's a hardcore nutjob who, for instance, was deeply involved in the witch hunt surrounding the McMartin Preschool, which means he helped send innocent people to prison for unspeakable crimes that never actually took place. Gunderson helped spread the utterly false theory that there were secret tunnels under the school in which depraved acts took place;

Gunderson ... speculat[ed] that the tunnel evidence was suppressed because, "Among the people [the children say molested them outside the school grounds] were household names: actors, sports figures, politicians." ... among the prominent people who were accused without substantiation, were a Los Angeles city attorney and Kung-Fu movie star Chuck Norris....

Wikipedia also notes that Gunderson

believes that Satanic cults engage in widespread child kidnapping for the purpose of child sexual abuse and ritual murder, and that these activities involve high-ranking government officials (e.g., he has named George H.W. Bush as having committed sex acts with children) and/or the Illuminati.

Oh, and Gunderson thinks the CIA is deeply involved in all this child molesting, too.

You're a class act, Rupert. Thanks for moving this nut's lunacy up the media food chain. Hey, how's that Wall Street Journal thing going for you?