FREEDOM IS SLAVERY. IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH. WAR IS PEACE.

And four weeks at a vacation house is not a vacation:

...[Presidential spokesman David] Almacy said the reason that Bush is in Crawford, Texas, is due to the renovation of the West Wing of the White House.

"He's operating on a full schedule; he's just doing it from the ranch instead of from the White House,' Almacy said. "The only week he had officially off was this last week.'

Try that on the H.R. people at your company. Let me know how it works.

(Via Taegan Goddard and Raw Story.)