Thursday, October 14, 2004

Words of inspiration from the No-Spin Zone:

Has America gone crazy about sex, or what? Sure, sex has been getting us in big trouble since the Garden of Eden. Most of us can't have a happy, successful life without it, but you have to control this powerful force or it will control you, and maybe cause you to lose the things in life that are most important to you.


Young O'Reilly had no moves. Count them: none. So far as boy-girl interaction was concerned, I was pathetic. So were all of my friends, for all of the same reasons. So we played a lot of football and got very good at it. We imagined a lot. And we kept reading those
Playboys. Every issue was like butter.


For three bucks a minute and up, phone sex is available....

Can this be good? I don't think so. Dating was exciting to me because it was a slow buildup to something special -- I'm talking about the best kind of dating. Now immediate gratification is the order of the day.


...don't get married unless you can put your spouse's needs above your own. Constantly.

--Bill O'Reilly, The O'Reilly Factor, hardcover edition, pp. 26, 99, 103-104, 113

(If you don't know why I'm posting this, go here or here.)

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