Karoli at Crooks & Liars notes The Daily Caller's report on the new canine arrival at the White House:
Tucker Carlson's Daily Caller spilled the beans. First, they inject a meaningless statistic into a mention of Sunny's birthplace:That's right -- the Caller wants you to know that, just as you'd imagine, our first black president has two dogs that are black.
It's a dog named "Sunny." Apparently it's a girl and it was born in 2012 in Michigan, where the unemployment rate was 8.8 percent last month. It is the Obamas’ second dog, after "Bo."Did the birth of a puppy in Michigan somehow contribute to the unemployment rate, the reader wonders? Or was it just a way for Tuckie's cohorts to stick it to the President while reporting a cute puppy story. Either way, it's not really the gist of the article. No, dear readers. HERE is the gist:
With the addition of Sunny, the Obamas now have two black Portuguese water dogs.
The Obamas do not have any white dogs.
Um, you know who else had no white dogs as president? And had two black dogs instead?
George Walker X, slave name "Bush":
Stay black, Dubya.