WHAT? NOT CHE OR MUMIA?
Shockingly, the MarxoJihadoFascist Obamas have allowed their children to give their new dog a name that does not in any way reflect correct revolutionary thinking:
The little guy is a 6-month-old Portuguese water dog given to the Obama girls as a gift by that Portuguese water dog-lovin' senator himself, Edward M. Kennedy of Massachusetts. The girls named it Bo -- and let it be noted that you learned that here first. Malia and Sasha chose the name, because their cousins have a cat named Bo and because first lady Michelle Obama's father was nicknamed Diddley, a source said. (Get it? Bo ... Diddley?)
Surely this is a sinister plot to lull the American people into a false sense of complacency. No doubt the animal will be raised as a revolutionary canine cadre, a four-footed soldier in the leftist Cause ... or perhaps the fascist cause, like that Alsatian in Germany who was taught by his owner a couple of years ago to give the Hitler salute.
A further sign of the Obamas' evil intent to deceive: even though the president obviously intends to seize all privately owned firearms in America, in a sinister act of misdirection his children are naming their dog after the man who made this album:
Is their nothing the Obamas won't do to hide their fiendish plans?