Thursday, April 14, 2016


At the end of the last post, I mentioned this Wonkette story:
... we ... learned that former Donald Trump campaign advisor Roger Stone is writing a book explaining that Bill and Hillary Clinton murdered JFK Jr. in 1999. Stone... casually mentioned his writing project on an internet radio show last month....

Stone explained he’s got two books in the works: one exposing New Jersey Sen. Cory Booker as a fraud who never actually accomplished anything, and then his really explosive work:
I have coming up next year a book which I make the case that John F. Kennedy Jr. was murdered. And he was murdered by the Clintons because he was in the way. Now I have extraordinary new evidence that nobody else has seen.
Last fall, Stone tweeted that he planned a book on Kennedy’s “murder” and also explained the motive: Hillary had him bumped off because she wanted to be elected to the Senate seat previously held by Daniel Moynihan, and since Kennedy was thinking of running for it too, he had to die....
What's odd about this is that there have long been rumors that JFK Jr. was murdered -- but the culprit was usually said to be Stone's other nemesis, the Bush family.

This is from a site called The Forbidden Knowledge:
But why would anyone want to kill John Kennedy Jr.?

... he was the only Kennedy to ever acknowledge a conspiracy in his father’s death. He not only acknowledge it, he published an article by Oliver Stone, in his magazine, George, about assassination, conspiracies, and lying history books. Who would want to kill him? The people who killed his father had to kill him. Kennedy Jr. was going to go after them.

So, who killed his father? George Herbert Walker Bush....

Bush didn’t pull the trigger, but he supervised E. Howard Hunt, who did....

Kennedy’s plane went into the sea at 10:00 on Friday night, July 16, 1999. [George W.] Bush was involved in a heated campaign, which he was losing in New Hampshire. He was constantly in public and constantly surrounded by reporters, so it’s easy to figure out where he was. Right? Wrong! According to the Omaha World Herald (7/17/99), on July 16th Bush was flipping pancakes Friday morning in Des Moines, but he boarded a bus and disappeared for the entire weekend. On Saturday, July 18th, reporters looking for a comment from Bush confronted a fumbling spokesperson who was unable to say when Bush would be available for comment. (Newsday, 7/19/99, A19) Bush finally called a press conference on Monday, to offer condolences.

Do you think this evidence is too weak to accuse Bush of murder? As George would say, “We got more than enough here to hang a feller in Texas.” George, you’re our feller....

By involving himself in Kennedy’s murder, George W. Bush was living out the legacy of his father and his father’s father.
A few years back, a man named True Ott claimed he'd come into possession of "file #5" of the so-called Gemstone Files, which purport to outline all sorts of conspiracies. File #5, according to Ott, outlined "the FULL STORY of the CIA-planned and executed contract 'hit' of John Fitzgerald Kennedy." Ott said that "the key men who participated in the assassination, as well as the massive cover-up that followed ... were not all Jewish organized crime bosses, some were men linked to my LDS church authorities and some were nationally prominent politicians in my beloved Republican Party! The file was extremely damning towards George HW Bush." Ott said he gave the file to someone from JFK Jr.'s George magazine, then heard from Kennedy himself, who claimed that Poppy Bush was about to be indicted for JFK Sr.'s murder on the basis of the file. ("If George W. thinks he can run for dogcatcher after this grand jury convenes and his father indicted, he is sorely mistaken,” JFK Jr. said, according to Ott.)

And then JFK Jr.'s plane went down with the only copy of file #5. And W's political career was saved.

Well, it's about as plausible as Roger Stone's theory, right?

Hey, maybe the Bushes and the Clintons killed JFK Jr. together! With John-John dead, Hillary got to be senator! W got to be president! It was win-win!

C'mon, Roger, rewrite your book. This theory is much better.


The New York Crank said...

Aw shucks, there goes my theory that Martians from flying saucers conspired with the John Birch Society and the KKK to kill JFK because he had failed to bring off the Bay of Pigs Invasion. You doubt me? Notice, the New Orleans Times Picayune for all of November 1963 says nothing, nothing, absolutely nothing about the flying saucer landing at the edge of Lake Potchartrain. Like, I mean, a total news blackout.

Why do you suppose that is? I'll tell you why. Coverup!

Yours very crankily,
The New York Crank

Feud Turgidson said...

Crank - 2 B clear: U do no the latest Stone CT concerns murther most fowl of JUNIOR, not assassination most malinvestigated of his pop - rite?

Steve - U turning blog into Shadow Stone project? Better: the GAR Ap: GOPers GOPsplain all religions. Tres haute rite now:

1. Start the project here
2. Turn to Reddit on all pervy/gross bits
3. Up our C- program skillz to make an ap
4. ?
5. ...

The New York Crank said...


I certainly know the difference between JFK Sr. and Jr. Both were undone by conspiracies and cabals that only intrepid populist neo-jouralists have been able to uncover.

In my commentary, I was talking about JFK Sr. Junior was flying upside down when he died. No doubt that was the work of anti-gravity magnetic field thrusters installed by....well hell, I'm not going to get lured into giving away the blockbuster secrets to be revealed in my forthcoming book, "The Untold Story of the Conspiracy to Kill the Kennedys." That includes the death of Teddy, by the way.

I can hardly wait for a movie offer from Stone. Now leave me be! I have to search for the aluminum foil hat I've misplaced.

Yours veery crankily,
The New York Crank

Feud Turgidson said...

2 B clear: ai 4 1 wood support an ongoing intrablog project turning the death of every human ever lived and now dead into a conspiracy to murther us all - with the co-conspirators being bacteria, viruses, flus, plagues, slippage und fallage. time, gravity. ai propose it be in iambic pentameter with the intrusion of an Xtra nastry ribald limerick every four stanzas, in order to help the deeply faithful white male population of North Carolina over their hamster drought.

There once was this tool governor in Charlotte ...

Lawrence said...

Don't forget to add the part where Magneto tries to save JFK because he knows JFK is also a mutant. It gives the whole thing more realism.

Unknown said...

The great mystery id soled!