Wednesday, February 19, 2020


The president likes to make fun of Mike Bloomberg's height.

It appears he's gotten into Bloomberg's head.

I'm a short guy, and this isn't how I would have handled Trump's insults. I would have sent out a spokesperson to say, "In fact, Mayor Bloomberg will be standing on a box -- a box containing every document Donald Trump has personally read since becoming president. We all know what a great reader the president is."

At which point, my spokesperson would produce a box approximately this size.

The spokesperson would add, "We printed the documents in large type so we could fill the box."

That's how I'd handle this.

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