BILL O'REILLY WANTS TO TEACH YOUR KIDS MANNERS

This is going to be an actual children's book next fall -- with Bill O'Reilly listed as one of the co-authors:



It's real -- you can pre-order it on Amazon and everything.

Yup, Bill O'Reilly -- the guy who brought us these moments:







If O'Reilly wanted to cash in, he could have put his name on a picture book about anything. Why this? He's just trolling us. There's no other rational explanation.