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It's bad enough that nearly half of all Americans think there's a "war on Christmas," but now Fox News commentators are rousing the rabble with warnings that a successful war on Christmas will destroy our economy by curtailing Christmas shopping -- and Easter may be next.

The fact that this is utterly ridiculous (even we atheists haven't stopped shopping) doesn't make it any less creepy. We really are in Protocols of the Elders of Liberalism territory now, folks.