CNN says the Pope has been given last rites.

Sorry if this is tasteless, but if you want to make money right now and you have no shame, you might want to get to work designing commemorative items that pair the Pope and Terri Schiavo.

I would feel awful saying that, but I am 100% certain that such items will be widely available in this country if the Pope doesn't pull through, and that they'll be snapped up very, very quickly.

They'll probably look something like this:



though probably with a bit more religio-patriotic schmaltz, like this:



Mark my words.