OUR LONG LEFT-WING NIGHTMARE IS ALMOST OVER!

This is not a joke -- in a couple of hours, Mitt Romney is actually going to say the following in St. Paul:

"We need change all right -- change from a liberal Washington to a conservative Washington! We have a prescription for every American who wants change in Washington -- throw out the big government liberals and elect John McCain."

Republican motto: Never let empirical reality get in the way of a truly satisfying rage-inducing ideology.

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UPDATE: Did someone slip me a powerful hallucinogen, or was Romney actually arguing in the speech that the Supreme Court is liberal?

Er, yes, he was.

He also seemed to be arguing that Republicans are going to reverse the direction of the sun.