OF COURSE THE BOTTOM FEEDERS ARE SPREADING THE RUMOR THAT BARACK OBAMA KILLED HIS CHEF

You'll probably want to decontaminate yourself after I tell you this, but -- unsurprisingly -- the lowlife scum at Gateway Pundit are implying that Barack Obama killed his private chef. Jim Hoft writes:

Obama Spotted at Golf Course with Bandaged Fingers, Days After Mysterious Paddle Boarding Accident Claims the Life of His Personal Chef and Friend

Just a week following the unexpected and rather tragic death of their personal chef and friend, Tafari Campbell, the Obamas were spotted out and about, seemingly unscathed and unaffected.

Barack and Michelle Obama were spotted at the Vineyard Golf Club and Farm Neck Country Club, respectively, according to exclusive photos obtained by Daily Mail. The pictures are the first public glimpse of the Obamas since the loss of their dear friend and personal chef.

The Daily Mail story says that Michelle "was seen receiving a consoling hug from a female friend on the [tennis] court," which doesn't exactly square with "unscathed and unaffected." But go on, Jim:

Dressed in a green polo shirt and white shorts, Barack Obama was seen engaged in a round of golf at the exclusive Vineyard Golf Club. The former president, noticeably bearing bandaged fingers, which causes speculations online.

Citizen journalist Travis of Flint, Michigan wrote, “just days after his personal chef and friend died in a very mysterious paddle boarding accident, Barack Obama appears to have injured fingers and a black eye. We still don’t know who the other person was and Obama loves paddle boarding. I think we can all guess what happened at this point!”

I don't know what (if anything) is going on with Obama's eye, but the taped fingers don't mean Obama's hands are injured. Many golfers tape their fingers, among them Tiger Woods. Woods tapes the middle finger of his right hand and wears a glove on the left; Obama, who's left-handed, has a glove on his right hand and tape on a couple of fingers of his left.

I don't know much about Travis_in_Flint, the "citizen journalist" Hoft quotes, but it clearly doesn't take much to establish a rep on that side of the aisle. He has more than 200,000 followers on Twitter, and while I'm sure many of them are bots, his followers include Sarah Palin, Roger Stone, Mike Flynn, Lara Logan, Lou Dobbs, Moms for Liberty, and Ron DeSantis's spokes-sniper, Christina Pushaw.

I don't know what's creepier in the Gateway Pundit comments. Is it the haters' favorite insinuations about the Obamas, that he's secretly gay and she's a man named Mike (or isn't even human)?

Sounds like Obama, Michael and the Chef got lost in the "FOG OF A GAY BUBBLE BATH" Nothing worse than a pissed off Sasquatch in an interrupted gay bubble bath on Martha,s Vineyard, (AKA home of we love migrants)

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A la Paul Pelosi. Demoncrats sure have media and police protection to run interference when they get caught in their gay trysts that end up violent.

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The former president, noticeably bearing bandaged fingers
They need to be careful with gerbils, they have sharp teeth.

(Homophobes love the urban legend that gay men routinely put gerbils up their butts.)

Or is it the insinuation that because the Obamas play golf and tennis, they hate white people?

The Obamas hate Whitey but have no trouble appropriating White culture in every way. Tennis. Golf. Martha's Vineyard.

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Both in white outfits too.

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Martha’s Vineyard will look like a Detroit shopping mall after enough Obamas move in.

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They identify as white. Hence they are racists.

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While wearing white supremacist hat, shorts, belt, socks and sneakers...

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they hate "whitey" .. because it makes them $$$$ ... they are no different than all the other racists across this country in charge of hiring, admissions, and promoting the big lie ....

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And they were propelled by stupid whites made to feel guilty if they didn’t vote for a non white, non American candidate. They owe everything to whites. And like all black Rats, chose a pristine white enclave to live in. So much for blm.

(In fact, parts of Martha's Vineyard have been getaway destinations for Black people since the nineteenth century.)

I don't expect this rumor to go mainstream -- though who knows? Meanwhile it's the Clinton Death List, version 2.0.