Friday, March 28, 2008

UNIQUELY QUALIFIED

The job is filled, but, hey, if there's an opening, the New York Post informs us that Rudy is ready:

In the latest twist in New York politics, Rudy Giuliani is eyeing a run for governor in a special election this fall should Gov. Paterson be forced to resign, sources say....

It would happen in a year in which presidential nominee John McCain would be at the top of the GOP ticket....

New York's new governor has spent his brief time in office dropping one bombshell announcement after another. He admitted that both he and his wife had affairs during a rough patch in their marriage and that he abused drugs decades ago.

It appears, however, that those disclosures have raised little outrage....


What would his campaign slogan be? "Rudy: When I Commit Adultery, I'll Tell You Right Away"?

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