TODAY IN REPUBLICAN SELF-PROMOTION
For a suggested donation of just $72, you can get this:
No word if it's made of 100% Iraqi petroleum byproducts cut with babies' tears. The tweet that informed of the hat's existence says that the Republican National Committee "teamed up with Dick & @liz_cheney on this patriotic hat." (Wonder if it's made in China.)
And then, also from the RNC, there's this (via Joe. My. God.):
This probably sums up what a lot of Hillary-haters (including some of my readers) imagine she's thinking -- but I think it's also supposed to be funny, and, well, it isn't. Jokes -- try writing some. Oh, and a bit more advice? You guys like to annoy Democrats by saying "Democrat" instead of "Democratic." You think that's fiendishly clever. Do you understand that we don't do that? Do you understand that no one in the Democratic Party would ever refer to "the Democrat nomination"? Can you at least learn that everybody doesn't talk in your secret-handshake language?
Well, it's not a Hillary nutcracker, so I suppose some progress has been made on the right.