You know what? I overstated the case when I originally put this up. This isn't the stupidest post ever written, and it's ostensibly just predicting others' (as I originally put it) rat-brain-level hate, not the author's own. (There is, however, a subtext of sheer glee in the author's unfolding of his scenario.)
If you still care, here it is.
And, yes, it's instructive to learn that the right-wing dogs still drool and spread memes whenever the RNC Pavlovs ring the bell.