Oh boy -- there goes another wonky coast-dwelling liberal throwing his education in our faces, just to prove how superior he is to the rest of us. "Pliny the Elder"! "Kafkaesque"! "Mensch discrepancy"! What wusses these liberals are. They just don't have the common touch, like George W. or Reagan.

...Wait -- that's no liberal! It's Dennis Miller! He's a Republican!

WOOOOOO - HOO! DEN-NIS! DEN-NIS! DEN-NIS! DEN-NIS! RAWKNROLLLLLLLLL!