RICK PERRY SEX-AD GUY: HE LIVES FOR (MULTIPLE) CONSPIRACY THEORIES
A few days ago, in comments, c u n d gulag made note of a long online screed accusing Rick Perry of marital infidelity, primarily with women who work in strip clubs. Now Salon tells us that the author of this screed -- Robert Morrow of Austin, Texas, a Ron Paul supporter (online profile here) -- is running the following ad in the Austin Chronicle:
I'd love to think the guy is on to something, but his personal history doesn't offer much encouragement.
Regarding Morrow's past, Salon skims the surface:
This isn't the first time Morrow has engaged in this sort of one-man attack campaign. Back in 2008, he paid for (and personally voiced) an anti-Hillary robocall in South Carolina that made the unsubstantiated claim that "Hillary knew about and helped cover up Bill's rape of Juanita Broderick."
(Hear that ad and read the text here.)
But there's more. This is from a 2008 St. Petersburg Times story:
... "Chelsea is the seed of Web Hubbell and not Bill Clinton. Would I bet my life on it? No. I would bet my pickup truck," he declares between bites of salmon. "Hillary Clinton was sleeping with both of her law partners, Webb Hubbell and Vince Foster. And she's a lesbian, too."
...Morrow doesn't want to come off looking as reckless as those who say the Clintons have been involved in dozens of killings; he suspects they were only involved with maybe 5 percent of those alleged murders.
...With no job except occasional day trading of stocks, Morrow spends anywhere from one to 10 hours a day researching Clinton dirt or e-mailing and phoning reporters across the country about his conclusions....
In the first comment here, Morrow discusses one alleged Clinton murder:
Here is what I would like for Judd to research. How about researching the murder of Jerry Parks on 9-26-93 in Little Rock, AR? Of all the folks Hillary and Bill have been accused of murdering, the one they REALLY might have murdered is Jerry Parks, who Hillary and her boyfriend and emotional husband Vince Foster had hired for years to spy on Bill and his many women and drug use as governor of Arkansas. Jerry Parks was knew a LOT about the Clintons and I think that the same people who beat up and nearly killed Gary Johnson (6-26-92) are the SAMES ONES who murdered Jerry Parks on 9-26-93 in a gangland style execution with about 9 bullets being pumped into him in broad daylight by two men, as reported by witnesses. Any reasonable person would say that Hillary, Bill and Buddy Young are major suspects in the murder of Jerry Parks. ...
Morrow is also a history buff:
I am a self-employed investor who lives in Austin, TX. I have 200+ books relating to the JFK assassination. I have not read them all, but I have read the best ones and skimmed the others....
As for my views on the JFK assassination, I currently think that Lyndon Johnson made a dirty deal with CIA Republicans to murder John Kennedy for many reasons both personal and ideological.
Here he tries and fails to upload "my 'LBJ and CIA killed JFK' file," adding:
It is a 145 page Word document and I keep adding to and refining it.
Yikes. Yes, I'm sure he does.
Folks, this guy is not the one who's going to bring down Rick Perry. He needs professional help.