Wednesday, November 04, 2020


President Trump and his supporters think we're pulling a fast one.

Yeah, right -- we're stealing the presidential election, but I guess we just forgot to steal the Senate races in Maine, Iowa, South Carolina, and Montana. How could we have been so careless? We had all these fake ballots and somehow we forgot the ones that were supposed to dethrone Mitch McConnell! Or the ones that were supposed to flip legislative chambers in Texas, North Carolina, Iowa, Pennsylvania, and Michigan. What the hell were we thinking?

We're the most evil criminal masterminds in the history of American politics, but in kind of a half-assed way, I guess.

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