Sunday, February 21, 2016

That Explains Everything

Tire Swing II: The Sequel.


Unknown said...

Over at Erickson's rag, one fellow is falling over himself with excitement that Rubio "really did achieve a win" (i.e. finished 10 points behind Donald Trump) and... wait for it... may even win 3 delegates out of 50!

Unknown said...

Also I would like to congratulate the Carolina Panthers, NY Mets, Cleveland Cavs, and the entire Japanese women's soccer teams for their wins as well!!!!!!!

Feud Turgidson said...

This, to me, feels very Rubio Campaign:

Uber is willing to confirm that the Kalamazoo random mass muderer Dalton "has worked in the past for our company", tho the company is "unwilling to speak to" whether Dalton was 'on the job' last might, and the Uber spox "took oains to add and emphasize" that "Anyone found to be in violation of [Uber contractor] policy may be prohibited from using or driving for the service".

This leaves open the possibly that, from a legal perspective, Dalton 'constructively resigned' from Uber at some point presumably around the time he drilled his first random victim "multimple times" while she was just outside the Meadows apartment complex near the east-most border lines marking the Kalamazoo city limits.

"Itzhak Stern: Let me understand: they put up all the money; I do all the work. What, if you don't mind my asking, would you do?
Oskar Schindler: I'd make sure it's known the company's in business. I'd see that it had a certain panache. That's what I'm good at. Not the work, not the work... the PRESENTATION."

Those empty boots are worn for runnin'
And that's just what he'll do
Sooner or later than jerk will run those boots all over you