THIS IS AMERICA! DONALD TRUMP'S GRADE-SCHOOL-AGE SON SHOULD SPEAK ENGLISH EXCLUSIVELY, DAMMIT!

Donald Trump attacked Jeb Bush again today:

2016 Republican frontrunner Donald Trump told Breitbart News that former Florida Gov. Jeb Bush should be speaking English—not the Spanish he spoke to attack Trump in Miami this week—on the campaign trail....

“I like Jeb,” Trump said. “He’s a nice man. But he should really set the example by speaking English while in the United States.”

“El hombre no es conservador,” Bush said in Spanish of Trump in Miami, according to the Tampa Bay Times. That means, according to that newspaper, that Bush is saying of Trump: “The man is not conservative." ...

If Trump really believes that, shouldn't his family set an example for the rest of us by speaking English exclusively? After all, he's married two immigrants, including his current wife, the Slovenian-born Melania Knauss Trump -- and, as she told People in 2009, their son has been raised to be trilingual:

While attending the MET Gala event, Donald Trump and his wife Melania Knauss Trump stopped to talk to reporters and the proud mama couldn’t help but gush about her “delicious” little boy. “He’s very special, he talks nonstop,” she says.

“He talks three languages. He speaks my language -- Slovenian -- English and French.”

In 2011, on CNN's Joy Behar Show, Mrs. Trump said he was still displaying split language loyalties:

BEHAR: What's the language?

TRUMP: Slovenian.

BEHAR: Slovenian.

TRUMP: And Baron speaks two languages, completely perfect --

BEHAR: He does?

TRUMP: He goes from one thing to another.

BEHAR: What languages?

TRUMP: Slovenian, English.

BEHAR: Really.

TRUMP: And he talks with my parents in Slovenian....

Why isn't Donald Trump raising a True Patriot who exclusively speaks English? Why do the Trumps hate America?

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Here's one more nugget of information about Barron Trump, which I'm posting here even though it has nothing to do with language. It's from the New York Daily News in 2013:

Donald and Melania Trump’s 7-year-old son uses caviar moisturizer every night

... When it comes to skin care, Donald Trump's son Barron with wife Melania Trump is surely living in the lap of luxury.

The 7-year-old uses his mother's Caviar Complex C6 moisturizer from her newly released beauty line every night after he takes a bath.

"It smells very, very fresh," said the current Mrs. Trump....

Wait, there's more.

"I put it on him from head to toe. He likes it!"

CANNOT. UNTHINK. THIS.