Tuesday, February 17, 2015

HERE'S THE LIKELY 2016 REPUBLICAN PLATFORM: "WAAAAAH! WAAAAAH!"

You want right-wing self-pity? Walker delivers:



Is Walker going to win the nomination? Yeah, I think so, unless Jeb starts talking about how mean those liberals were to him back when he was meddling in the lives of Michael and Terri Schiavo. Even then, I think Walker can outwhine him. This plus a few platitudes about how great America would be if we'd all remember to kneel before Jesus and Ronal Reagan -- that's all Republican voters want.