Tuesday, February 17, 2015

HERE'S THE LIKELY 2016 REPUBLICAN PLATFORM: "WAAAAAH! WAAAAAH!"

You want right-wing self-pity? Walker delivers:



Is Walker going to win the nomination? Yeah, I think so, unless Jeb starts talking about how mean those liberals were to him back when he was meddling in the lives of Michael and Terri Schiavo. Even then, I think Walker can outwhine him. This plus a few platitudes about how great America would be if we'd all remember to kneel before Jesus and Ronal Reagan -- that's all Republican voters want.

6 comments:

Palli said...

Is he going to use the name John Doe on the ballot?

ladyblug said...

Be very afraid of the "Wanker" or as Charles Pierce calls him~ "The Google Eyed Humunculus". And you forgot "Bengazi".

Joseph Nobles said...

Yes, Walker's got "mean old liberals" street cred, and more recent as well!

The writing on my wall says Walker/Rubio and Clinton/Castro. Yes, that makes for a Hispanic veep either way.

Victor said...

All of the butthurt of Nixon, with none of the brains.

Anonymous said...

Of course he's going to win the nomination - and the presidency!

I told you all that yonks ago, you can put the deeds of the house on it!

Well, yes, from time to time I have been a teensy-weensy bit wrong in my forecasts but, I promise you, this time Walker will walk it!

BKT said...

Assuming he's not serving time in a Wisconsin state penitentiary, right?

Or do you think he'd get elected, anyway?