Wednesday, April 27, 2005


President Bush can forget about getting any mercy from Washington wags at Saturday's White House Correspondents Dinner - not after the setup he gave every comic and Democrat by strolling hand in hand on Monday with Saudi Crown Prince Abdullah.

Jay Leno, who has emceed the dinner in the past, jumped on the tender scene at Bush's Texas ranch by offering "Tonight" viewers a spoof on those Las Vegas tourism commercials showing how Sin City reawakens a couple's romance. The punchline: "What happens in Crawford stays in Crawford."...

New Yorker writer Andy Borowitz said, "After the picture came out, President Bush reiterated his opposition to gay marriage - unless one of the partners has several billion barrels of petroleum."...

And my favorite from the caption contest at The Hotline:

"You had me at 'increased output.'"

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