"The forces of darkness hope to obstruct the path..."

--Paul Bremer, 4/18/04

"...they have interest in toxicity, in evil chemistry, in evil biology..."

--John Ashcroft, 4/13/04 (also cf. John Ashcroft, 1/26/04)

"He is the wrong father to appeal to for advice. The wrong father to go to, to appeal to in terms of strength."

--George W. Bush, quoted by Bob Woodward on 60 Minutes, 4/18/04

If Kerry wins, maybe the Doors can get back together and hire Bush and his whole team as lyricists, to replace Jim Morrison.